so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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