ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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