is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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