Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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