I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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