All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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