plz talk dirty to me
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
YAS. BRING CRAB.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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