$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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