Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
