I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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