mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
We left an ass print on the piano.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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