i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
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