Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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