Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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