i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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