Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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