you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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