Porn is love you can see.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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