Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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