what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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