that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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