I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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