Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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