I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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