I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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