You work out of a Hotel?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Terrible idea I love it
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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