but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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