i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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