you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
