NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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