Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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