ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
She told me I should be a condom model.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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