If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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