WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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