Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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