I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I DEMAND FORESKIN
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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