Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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