gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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