i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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