What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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