drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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