You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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