White coat. Heels.
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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