dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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