He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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