Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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