You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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