i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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