the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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