So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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