Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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