I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He kissed a someone with a penis
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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