just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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