Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Randomize
